someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
“I’m gonna tell you what my mother told me when I wanted to quit cheerleading. You’re not very pretty, you have no boobs, and you can’t do a basket toss to save your life. But you made a commitment. So pick up your pom poms, stuff your bra and get ready for the team bus to forget you at a Taco Bell. Because life is tough. But we soldier on. And that’s just the way it goes.”
i needed this a lot a lot a lot
FUCKING THANK YOU.
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
I approve of this so much.
What are the rules of Comic-Con?
You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he…