“I’m gonna tell you what my mother told me when I wanted to quit cheerleading. You’re not very pretty, you have no boobs, and you can’t do a basket toss to save your life. But you made a commitment. So pick up your pom poms, stuff your bra and get ready for the team bus to forget you at a Taco Bell. Because life is tough. But we soldier on. And that’s just the way it goes.”
You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he…